January 2011
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Dungeons and Dragons Campaign Narration.
Okay, heres that piece I’ve been working on basically all night. Its just under three thousand words and barely gets halfway through the whole questline. I’d really appreciate it if you guys read and criticize this, putting your praise/flaming hatred into my ask box so i can respond to each in turn. Continue after the break to read what I wrote!! Under the late summer’s sun of a...
Jan 30th
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I Am Writing A Narration Of My Starter D&D...
In Omniscient no less. Not sure how this gonna go. Will post the full Narration later.
Jan 29th
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ListenOriginal of Willing, by Times of Grace, Hymn of a...
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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ListenWilling (acoustic version)- Bonus song on Times of...
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Math Is Broken.
And here’s proof! More proof that math is broken: 0 = 0 + 0 + 0 + … 0 = (1 – 1) + (1 – 1) + (1 – 1) + … Okay so far? Now shift the parentheses: 0 = 1 + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + … 0 = 1 + 0 + 0 + 0 + … 0 = 1 Now we’ll have to scrap the whole discipline. And again! a = b a2 = ab a2 – b2 = ab – b2 (a – b)(a + b) = b(a – b) a + b = b b + b = b 2b = b 2 = 1 This is...
Jan 28th
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This Just Totally Fucked My Mind
Probably cause I’m sick and delirious with fever but STILL! Here Goes: I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both know it. I sell the box to you for $30. And we both walk away with a $10 profit. And then i did the math and was like, “Oh… That makes sense….”
Jan 28th
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Why Is It...
That whenever you WANT someone to show up in Facebook chat, its filled with the exact people you DON’T want to talk to?
Jan 28th
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If You’re Over 18....
You’ve lived through two years whose dates are palindromes: 1991 and 2002. That’s a rare privilege. Since 1001, the normal gap between palindromic years has been 110 years (e.g., 1661-1771). The 11-year gap 1991-2002 has been the only exception, and we’ll wait a millennium for the next such gap, 2992-3003. Until then we’re back to 110-year intervals, and most people will see only one palindrome in...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Patience is a Virtue that the Virtuous struggle...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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7 Family Member Stat Cards
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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FIRST LAW OF BICYCLING
No matter which way you ride, it will always be uphill and into the wind. ^—— This, all day every day, no matter what I do.
Jan 26th
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LEARN THESE:
saiyoh: theugliestdumpling: Airbending Scroll Waterbending Scroll Firebending Scroll Earthbending Scroll I’m an Earthbender, fo’ sho’ FINALLY, Gonna fuck things up, now, bending style YESSSS
Jan 26th
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“A distorted reality is now a necessity to be free.”
– Anonymous
Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can’t stare at it...”
– Anonymous.
Jan 20th
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Reblog if you have met someone on tumblr that you...
saiyoh: Wish they lived near here
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Attention Girl Who Sits In The Front Of My Math...
Please, by the heavens above and hells below, shut your stupid, slack jawed mouth. No one is impressed with you repeating every word the teacher just said as if your lecturing him. 9/10’s of your “answers” are wrong, your voice is akin to particularly sharp nails across an equally loud chalkboard, and you aren’t impressing anybody. This is a prepitory math class. There is...
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Homework Uses Writer's Block
It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! Student retreats to tumblr.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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octopansy asked: You are a nice guy, that has been behaving the way any other male would behave on TMI Tuesday!
Good on you.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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My Face Right Now
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Jan 18th
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titlenotfound-deactivated201112 asked: Favorite sexual position? (Forgive me if I've asked this before, I have a very spotty memory >.>)
Jan 18th
TMI Tuesday
My ask box. Get to it. GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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“When I was your age, we didn’t have terrorists. We had Team Rocket.”
– Random Escapist Magazine Member.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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I Had A Thought The Other Night...
I don’t even know where it came from… Wait I remember now. My co-worker said how she spends her life constantly looking for her pen, and some how or another I got to think about people constantly looking for themselves. I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about. People constantly seem to have this inane need to find out what they can about themselves, to personally...
Jan 14th